Tsaqif Did This

2009-10-02T14:46:00.002+08:00

So its been a long time since i post something on my blog i am really sorry, just very busy. Wah sian, Exams in less than 2 weeks but i cant wait for EOYs man can slack like a pig...woohoo. So now, my class has a so called mat gang and here are all our Mat names....
Evandy- Corn neck
Tsaiqf- Amat
Rifdi-Rifdi
Richard-Dino
Li Ear-Nur
Daniel-Dan
Sujith-Bob
Benedict-Zul
Bryan-Boy Marah

I gave everybody their nicknames , i mean mat names.
Now moving on. On Tuesday, something shocking happen...
During Morning assembly, our principle wanted to meet all T&F members in the board room. I thought that he was gonna give us some prize or something. In the end, he told us something that really sad. He told us that the worlds best teacher in charge, Mr tim ng got terminated of his services. Everybody in the board room was damn shock. You know what im not gonna talk about it... sorry. So ill end my post here..

Bangla

2009-06-26T10:05:00.003+08:00

Woohoo im gonna be 13 tmrw and im gonna have a bbq....woohooo.Okay enough of the woohoos. Holidays are coming to an end and i am having problems writing a poem for my english holiday homework. Any of you know how to write a poem about life?Well i actually have already written a poem but it is totally not related to LIFE. I wrote this for greg:
Grack runs around the track at an impossible pace.
people thinks he drool but i think he rules.
Yeah i know its only 3 lines but at least it rhymes.
End of peom
Come let me tell you something weird that i experience in the mrt a few weeks ago:
So i was in the mrt listening to some awesome music. Suddenly some retard kept shouting "Bangla good!" and that guy who thinks "Bangla good" was just two seats away from me. Guess what? the guy was a middle-age chinese man who thinks "Bangla good". Weird right.
So i just came back from a sort of boring holiday and the people there are like buggers. The keep bugging my father to buy his things. He was like blocking my father and he kept saying this " Please buy this . Its only $2.". He was selling a stupid key-chain with the word 'Bali' on it for $2. What the f right. To be honest right the best part was when we i was in the hotel having a bubble bath. Yeah im gonna post the pictures of my holiday on my blog but i already posted it on facebook so if you want to see it, just click on 'Indonesian fever'. Right now im just lazy to upload it...

Thanks you

2009-06-01T11:41:00.006+08:00

Okay i don't know what to write about so im gonna copy my super super awesome friend , nicole liaw and dedicate this post to thanking people . Okay here are the people i would like to thank :
Nicole Liaw - for being a super duper awesome friend , BANGS
Trisha Liaw - for helping me with my problems , youre my problem solver
Gregory Teo Yi Rong - the best captain ever
Aaron Seah- the awesome funny guy
Haikel the mat- for cheering me up and calling me mat
Nicole lum- thanks for motivating me when im feeling all negative
Magdalene-Cheering me up(:
Clarice-for being very kind to me
Priscilla- thanks for allowing me to OWN you at checkers
Thitikorn-pushing me to the limit
Li Ear-Thanks for the 5 bucks
Dhiv- telling me to not give up
Mr loh- the best coach ever even though you make fun of me
Class 1.2-awesome class and pls stay awesome
Sam burger - Helping me with my SONG problems
Joleen-thank you for wasting your time talking to me
Khairul N-thanks for helping me in acs and being an awesome PSL
Sorry if i did'nt thank you .
Bye people

2009-05-21T20:31:00.004+08:00

Training was hell man especially when your damn unfit like me . We had to run 15 rounds around the 400m track under the blistering sun . I was like "WTF" when my coach said , "Okay training today easy , 15 rounds around the track . 80% pace . " . After that we did circuit training which was okay lah but it was "a bit the pain" . Okay today school was damn slack man . I did'nt even take out my books and pencil box so bringing my bag was a waste of energy . The first period was english but i skipped it cause the class comm and i had to organise something . After that was physical science which was only 5 minutes instead of 40 minutes cause the bell in the staff room was not working so the teacher came 35 minutes late hahaha . Recess was after that , i played soccer with this damn bloody good indian soccer player hes like the best indian soccer player i have ever seen and i watch american idol at the SAC . People were like gathering around a small TV and waiting for the results and , i cant believe that Kris won.Ok moving on to after recess , i took off my shoe cause it was wet and walked barefooted in class . After that my feet were like charcoal hahaha (why im i laughing at my on jokes)...Lame . So now my ankle is hurting , i cant believe that im running national juniors , freaking out cause getting results soon and RJC won VJC at hockey , 4-0 . Now that is what i call total OWNAGE haha . Li ear is also trying to be a japanese girl he goes around saying this , "Nagi saku hitka fihunaeda konder ondru patha " in a super duper girly voice .Okay i know this post suck but there are a lot of things on my mind so i can't typr properly , you the getting it ? Okay the bye bye the humans....seeing i cant typeing properly... be the backing when i posting the pictures for this post

2009-05-18T21:59:00.003+08:00

Sorry guys for not updating my blog for 9 days . I was just busy mugging my ass off for exams which just ended a few days ago . School was a bit the Fun cause we only copied down answers , after that we slack like pigs . Speaking of pigs , Swine flu is already in Malaysia (Shit die die die die) haha . Well today Li Ear was pretending to be a horny japanese girl . He was running around the class in between lessons begging for you know what and speaking in japanese . He even tried to kiss me , i think he needs to going the IMH , no offence Li Ear . During Geography we watch some video on earthquakes which was damn nice . Everybody was like enjoying people getting hurt and people suffering , we were like laughing or ass off . During lit we watch and rowan atkinsons act , damn boring casue i watch it like more than 32 times so i did'nt find it funny . After that we watch some interesting video on lizards . Did you know theres this certain lizard that can squirt blood from it's eyes . Damn cool man . Yeah lastly , i was damn bored during maths lesson so i decided to take a small piece of paper and put , "Kick me please!" hahaha , you cant blame me i was super duper bored . First i put it on prateek , then everybody started kicking him then he got pissed off then he broke down into tears i think cause he was covering his face haha . He's damn weird , suddenly he laugh...WTH right ?? After that i put it on nobody cause i did'nt want to piss anybody off cause im a GOOD BOY . Haaah now im at home , slacking and im super happy after my friend told me something that i think is sweet . Oh yeah i cant wait for tomorrow , you know why ? Ehh never mind i'll just tell you , im watching catwoman tomorrow during english....woohoo.Thats old for now folks . Have a Good day/night/morning .

Kick me! I just love this picture

super super duper duper boring day

2009-05-09T23:07:00.005+08:00

Just came back from dinner which totally sucked to the core , i ate fried rice . The plate was HUGE but the serving was like 1/8 of the plate . I finish it in like 2 minutes , even my little annoying sister ate more than me . When i got my fried rice i was like "You expect me to pay 4.50 for this ?!" , i had no choice but to eat it and now im starving .Okay today i had to drag myself out of my bed and when i saw my clock it was already 10.45 and i only had 1hr 15min to do my tution homework , get ready for tution , bath for tution and go for tution . So i was rushing like a mad dog . Then when i was about to step out of my house to go for tution , my mother shouted " Qif the tution cancel cause the teacher is down with a flu " . I was damn pissed off after that cause i rush like hell to get ready for tution and you tell me that tution is canceled , F word man . I went back into my room , on my PC and played "crazy taxi" on facebook hahaha i was damn bored . Well i was slacking at home for most of the day . I actually wanted to go for a swim but i couldnt find my board shorts . Okay thats what happened today , a super super duper duper boring day and sorry if this post is short....

Its throw Tsaqif's pencil box day

2009-05-08T20:11:00.005+08:00

OMG ....Tuesday is the start of my exams but i think im ready to face History and Life science(2 of the subjects which i really SUCK at) . I hope the past few weeks of mugging will pay off. Okay today school was super super duper duper awesome cause my history teacher had to settle some discipline problem with his class . He came in the class for like 2 minutes and said this " I want you to read your book " . So after reading.......a few sentence , me and rifdi decided to throw my pencil box to each other then people like arun , keith and thurston joined in the FUN . Suddenly my history teacher stepped in and caught me playing "throw tsaqif's pencil box" and he told me to do 50 push ups . When i was at my 23rd push up , thank god jonathan saved me and told my history teacher that i need to do a survey for track and field ....lucky. Oh yeah today 1/4 of the class including me had to do 100 push ups during P.E cause we played soccer at the astro turf without my P.E teacher's permission so he told us "Drop 100!" . I was like "SHIT!" . After that we went for art and watch some boring movie about how art started , i almost slept . Nothing much happened at art just that boring movie . Well the last FUN thing that happened today was , some people from my class carried thurston and yeah thats all...bye(:

Ridi trying to catch my pencil box when we were playing
"throw tsaqif's pencil box"

Thurston being carried , the biggest catch

X-men the last stand I LOVE YOU

2009-05-03T21:37:00.009+08:00

Today was a super duper random day cause someone called me during math tution and said "I LOVE YOU" when i was playing blackjack with my tution ppl and my tution teacher . I wanted to call back but the number was a private number and until now im still wondering who the hell called me and said those 3 words . I suspect that it is the "LOVER" who wrote this in my c-box , "have you found out who am i? i LOVE you loads that i have been stalking you! you will LOVE me when you find out who am i. so quick come and find out ,". So , "LOVER" if youre reading this post , i've a question for you , "Did you call me?!" . Okay moving on , just finish watching "X-men : The last stand" on channel 5 which was totally awesome . Before i talk about it , im gonna talk about tution . Well at tution i had another Suprise test and i screwed up hahaha just joking . I scored an A1 (Ego-ing) again for english , 78% . Im on a A1 streak baby . Okay after english was maths and we did revision , algebric equations . After that we played blackjack and we went home after that awesome game of blackjack . Now for my review on "X-men : The last stand" . To be honest , the only awesome part was went the naughty mutants who were against the cure vs the x-men and humans who created the cure . In the end , the x-men together with the humans manage to overcome the naughty mutants . Okay thats what happened today and thank you for wasting your time reading this and i love saying the word awesome....

Ali And Ahmad

2009-05-02T16:09:00.004+08:00

Today , i had to drag myself out of my soft and comfortable bed cause i slept at 1:27 a.m. to be exact . I slept late cause i was watching "X-Men Origins" which was totally awesome and i got to see Hugh Jackman run naked with his buff body (Gay-ing) . Thats the only awesome thing that happened yesterday , the rest of the day i was mugging my ass off for exams . Okay moving on to the present which is today which was totally weird cause i saw two guys fighting when i was eating lunch . Lets name the first guy Ali and the second guy Ahmad . Ali threw ice at Ahmad and thats how the fight happened . After that , i ran away and went for tution . I had a bloody suprise test which was almost screwed up hahaha just joking . I got an A1 (Ego-ing) , 75% . Nothing much happen at today . Oh yeah before i forget (OMG im so forgetful) , i used my guitar to juggle a tennis ball and shockingly i juggled that yellow ball which is called the tennis ball 23 times with a guitar . WOOHOO! Ok thats all the interesting things that happen today . Now im at home mugging and listening to music.... Okay bye bye(:

Pangra-ing

2009-04-29T21:25:00.006+08:00

Today school was 60% Awesome 40% Bad . Im gonna start with the 40% bad first . School was 40% bad because i have to do CWO(corrective work order) . I will have to either clean the toilet or pick up rubbish around the school . I know you might me wondering how i got into this deep shit . Well my group did'nt hand up a school project on time so my teacher decided to give us CWO cause we didn't hand up the project on time and we were way too playful during her lesson . Okay now time for the good part , 60% Awesome . School was 60% awesome because i helped my school break a record for the most number of people doing the pangra dance . I know your'e wondering "What the hell is a PANGRA dance ?!" . Well a pangra dance A.K.A the bollywood dance , is some cool indian dance that origanated from India duh.... The dance was awesome cause i saw all my teachers dance and i got to fool around with my friends . What do i mean by fool around with my friends? Okay heres an example : there was this move called "cut the bush" in the dance . My friends and i imagined that we were holding scissors and we cut the bush on our arm pit hahaha i know we are lame . Ok lets see if anything awesome happened besides the pangra dance . Oh yeah , I made a paper crush gear cause i was bored and i named it "EMERGENCY +" . I know its a cool name (Ego-ing) . Okay thats all i have to say abt my "60% awesome 40% bad" day...(:

I played with the astro-turf sand or whatever you call it
(It spells 1.2, my class)

Celebrating after breaking the record

My Chairman Pretending to be a banglah
and he was doing the pangra dance

My leg full of astro turf sand

Resting after pangra-ing

The blistering sun....

Free Periods With Tsaqif

2009-04-27T21:22:00.002+08:00

Today was awesome cause i had 2 free periods , my mother tongue teacher did'nt come and my physical science teacher shockingly also did'nt come . Usually my physical science teacher would not be absent but i don't know what happen to her. I wonder if she is okay?I hope she is cause i love the way she teaches physical science hahaha . Ok let's see what did i do during the first free period which was suppose to be 40 mins of physical science . Oh yeah , I was watching Ganesh , Sujith , Nicholas and Danial playing paper crush gear for the first 10 minutes which was a waste of time cause the only flick their damn paper crush gears to attack . How lame is that ? Then the the next 30 mins , i was talking to Li Ear and his drama club friend about random stuff like gay actors , american idol and some other stuffs which is very sick hahaha . After my free period was english . The only interesting thing that happen during english was Prateek got scolded by my enlgish teacher for saying 'SHIT' and he had to stand infront of the class .
Ok moving on to the 1 hour free period which was suppose to be mother tongue . I went to the library with Rifdi to multi-task , slack and surf the net . Nothing much happened and im running out of ideas so Bye Bye...(: Oh yeah before i forget , during computer studies lesson today , i thought i heard my Computer studies teacher say the word "Virgin" . I was laughing with Li Ear after that......(: Bye Bye!

Ganesh's super duper awesome yellow with black stripes paper
crush gear (:

BIMBO!

2009-04-26T21:52:00.005+08:00

Bimbo?Bimbo to be pretty but dumb . How do we use it in a sentence? That girl is hot but don't you think shes a bit bimbo . Hahaha i sound like a teacher . My maths tution teacher , Mr Akrab A.K.A Mr Crab thought me that word today during tution . You might be wondering "How the hell is maths related to BIMBO?". Mr Crab was teaching me what are like terms and unlike terms and it was very boring so i decided to be random , "Sir , What does the word bimbo mean?". He looked at me with a HUGE smile on his face and said this " Well Tsaqif the word bimbo means to be dumb but pretty " and he continued with his boring maths lesson . Mr Crab if your reading this thank you for expanding my vocabulary . Well its already past 10.30 and i'm suppose to be sleeping now so bye bye people.....(:

2 in 1 . The word bimbo and a bimbo girl all in 1 picture.

What Happen At Nationals?

2009-04-25T15:29:00.000+08:00

Hey guys guess what ! Nationals is finally over after one week of hearing that god damn gun . I screwed up all of my races , 1500m heats , 800m heats and 800m finals . Well for my 1500m heats i made a big mistake , I F-ing lead the pack and got tired after the 2nd last lap . From 1st , i drop back to 4th and i found out that i was 10 seconds behind my p.b (personal best) . I was like damn emo after i found out that i did'nt qfy (qualify) .
My 800m heats i think i did'nt screw but my coach , mr loh was like ignoring me after my race even though i was 2nd in my heats and was 7th qualifier.
Now i'm gonna talk about 800m finals which was screwed up . I was in 3rd position after the first lap but i F-ing drop back to 9th and i got blocked by my own teamate , Ariff . I had to run on lane 3 and cut back in to lane 1 which was damn hard . In the end , i came in 8th position and i got 1 point WOOHOO!
Now , I'm gonna leave you with 3 awesome pictures of me running......BYE

800m finals , after the 1st lap

800m finals ,whacking the last 100M

800m , Me leading a small pack (I was the shortest in the finals BOOHOO)